Today, a customer came in and ordered a wet grande cappuccino, with extra foam. I really wish I could sit customers down and explain to them how stupid they sound when they order contradictory drinks.

Cappuccino = Shots, then equal parts milk and foam.

Wet cappuccino = Shots, then more than half milk, less than half foam.

Dry cappuccino = Shots, then less than half milk, more than half foam.

So… lemme get this straight… you want more steamed milk and more foam? Just… no. Stop.